Jun 9, 2014, 11:43 AM EDT
Actors Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill were grand marshals and gave the command to start engines for Sunday’s Pocono 400 at Pocono Raceway.
They also were there to promote the June 13 opening of their new movie, “22 Jump Street,” the sequel to “21 Jump Street” which came out a couple years ago.
But their trip to Pocono may have yielded a potential storyline for yet another sequel (23 Jump Street?), where Tatum and Hill get so scared riding along with NASCAR star Danica Patrick in a pace car ride that they want to jump out of the car.
No, Patrick did nothing wrong. It’s just that the supposedly he-man actors wound up being, shall we say, skittish at the very least while Patrick motored around the 2.5-mile tri-oval at around 140 mph.
“My left ear is ringing from Jonah screaming in the backseat,” Tatum said afterward, according to a story by the Associated Press.
Tatum, meanwhile, had a few great impromptu lines himself.
“On a scale of 1 to 10,” Tatum asked Patrick, “how much are you allowed to scare us?”
After Patrick told the Hollywood duo that she’d keep the speed of the Chevrolet SS pace car to 140 mph, rather than the 180 mph-plus she’d do a few hours later in her own race car, Tatum encouraged her to “just break the car. It would be a good story.”
Patrick almost took Tatum up on his suggestion – but then had second thoughts in more than one way.
“If we wore helmets, I’d feel a lot more safe,” Patrick said with a laugh. “If I crash with you guys in it and something happens to us, then I’ll go down as the worst driver ever.”
Her job of chauffering around the two stars finally over a few laps later, Patrick and her newly-made friends bantered a bit before she prepared to climb into her car while Tatum and Hill prepared for their grand marshal duties.
But given Hill’s reaction while Patrick motored around Pocono, she couldn’t help but ask if he watches NASCAR on a regular basis.
To that, Hill said, “I don’t watch it, but I’m going to start now.”
I’m telling you, there’s a script to be had here. Maybe two actors need to get into a car chase trying to catch the bad guys, but instead of doing the driving themselves, they have Danica behind the wheel.
Yeah, yeah, that’s the ticket.
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Sep 3, 2015, 6:55 PM EDT
Here’s all the information you need to know about this weekend’s 61st annual Chevrolet Performance U.S. Nationals at Lucas Oil Raceway in suburban Indianapolis:
Sep 3, 2015, 6:54 PM EDT
The biggest and most important drag race of the season takes place this weekend with the 61st Chevrolet Performance U.S. Nationals at Lucas Oil Raceway in suburban Indianapolis.
Sep 3, 2015, 3:27 PM EDT
The GP3/16 breaks cover at Monza ahead of its introduction next year.
Sep 3, 2015, 2:39 PM EDT
Mercedes goes all-in ahead of this weekend’s Italian Grand Prix, fully upgrading the power units on both of its cars.
Sep 3, 2015, 1:23 PM EDT
FOM comes out in support of “first class partner” Pirelli.
Sep 3, 2015, 12:45 PM EDT
Silly season has been a let down in 2015. Perhaps it is therefore fitting that McLaren is now the team to watch in the driver market.
Sep 3, 2015, 12:13 PM EDT
Hamilton goes blonde for Monza. He’s not alone in F1 annals.
Sep 3, 2015, 11:15 AM EDT
Perez expects to confirm his plans for 2016 in the next two weeks.
Sep 3, 2015, 10:30 AM EDT
Debris, not structural problems, to blame for tire failures at Spa.
Sep 3, 2015, 10:00 AM EDT
Luke Smith and Tony DiZinno make their picks ahead of this weekend’s race at Monza.
Sep 3, 2015, 9:00 AM EDT
The European season comes to a close at Monza this weekend. Can Lewis Hamilton enter the final run of flyaways with an even bigger lead?
Sep 3, 2015, 8:00 AM EDT
James Hinchcliffe a few weeks away from his driving return.
Sep 3, 2015, 5:38 AM EDT
Williams confirms an unchanged line-up for 2016, keeping Bottas and Massa together for a third season.
Sep 2, 2015, 6:16 PM EDT
The TV times for this weekend’s Italian Grand Prix.
Sep 2, 2015, 4:33 PM EDT
$2,500 fine levied against No. 22 team for pit road infraction.
Sep 2, 2015, 2:36 PM EDT
Jann Mardenborough steps up from GP3 into GP2 this weekend.
Sep 2, 2015, 1:00 PM EDT
Hinchcliffe recalls racing, commentating on Justin Wilson.
Sep 2, 2015, 12:26 PM EDT
Leah Pritchett looks to make her mark even more in NHRA Top Fuel, going into U.S. Nationals.
Sep 2, 2015, 11:22 AM EDT
Dixon offers a rebuttal to Montoya’s dig about a “poor” season.
Sep 2, 2015, 10:11 AM EDT
Stefan Wilson recalls his favorite racing moments of brother Justin.
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